Love at first Sight
This is a very clever myth... Since the very beginning of time, people have believed that there is a connexion between some people (a man and a woman hopefully...), and the minute those two people meet, some kind of electricity goes through them and bound them so strongly that only death can separate them... We've all heard of Romeo & Juliet for example (biggest idiots in history if you want my opinion!)...
" oh she's dead... Let me die too...then she wakes up, and goes..oh he's dead, let me die too..." Please, some people have more than one brain cell!
Now, I am not a romantic guy... that much you should know by now...
I like the idea, like everyone, that I could meet a special someone, and fall profoundly in love, and that person would fall in love with me too and all that in seconds...
That would be great... Just imagine, the savings, in time, money, and more...
But wait a minute.
I understand if I fall in love with someone, and i understand if someone falls in love with me. But what are the chances for that to happen at the same time?
I mean, come on people...
I meet women every day, and if I believe my lower part, I am falling in love every single day as well...
I sometimes, when I'm in the mood, go to those "love at first sight" of mine and ask them out...
Sometimes, they say yes, and my lower part (not my heart) says, miam...
And sometimes they say No.. and my lower part again (not my heart) says Crap... the b#$%ch!
My heart does not speak people, my lower part does... it goes up or down, that's a language every man understand, even women...
My heart is a muscle that pumps blood... Period.
Let resume that for you...
You will have flashes, high excitement seeing someone you like (physically)... The person might like you, and give you a free, bust most likely a very expensive tour in her life, and you will insist for the tour to end up in your bed (for compensation.lol.)... At the end of the tour, your services will be judged and if acceptable, you will be allowed to stay around for a short or a longer time. If not acceptable, you're out.
Forget about love at first sight, just brush up your vocabulary, and marketting skills for that time when you get your free, or very expensive tour... It is up to you to end up the trip where you want it, and then to make it last longer...
Got that? Good.
Now get to the next page, so that I can tell you more about love and happiness...
See ya.
